I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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