Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Randomize
