Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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