i wish my penis had a tongue
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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