I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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