I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Randomize
