He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
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there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
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I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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