oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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