i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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