please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
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I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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