I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
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