I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
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trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
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I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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