We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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