Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Is it penis luge time yet?
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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