So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
My liver just had a heart attack.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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