I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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