I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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