a queef is a wish your heart makes.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Randomize
