you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
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At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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