If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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