maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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