i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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