WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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