they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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