I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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