That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
barbara walters just said penis...
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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