Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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