i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I just googled if crying burns calories
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He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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