your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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