It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
