in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
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