If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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