I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
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you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
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You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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