At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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