whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Randomize