We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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