Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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