at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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