the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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