I CAN MOONWALK!
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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