Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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