You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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