had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
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I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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