Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
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You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
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The Olympian is in my bed
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
God, I missed his penis.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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