We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
no you cant smoke seaweed
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
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