Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
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i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
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if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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