I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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