It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
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You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
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I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I have fence marks all over my body
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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