That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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