fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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