did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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