Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
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