Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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