Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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