you would pick up someone in the library
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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