yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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